Posted by: As I See It by Arnie | July 14, 2007

Helping Animals Flee Effects of Global Warming.

Australia has an idea to help the animals to be able to flee to higher/lower ground, to wetter/dryer ground. to warmer/cooler territory, to forests or meadows so that they do not have to deal with the effects of the Al Gore hot air.  It’s a 1740 mile wildlife corridor from one end of Australia to the other called the climate “spine”, and has been approved by the government. 

“The effects of climate change will likely to be less severe in systems that have some resilience and that we haven’t gone in and buggered-up.”  

Those evil human beings are always messing and buggering with things.  

Folks, if you think the global warming thing is just a passing trend, forget it.  It will be pushed down our pants until the time comes in 2050 when humans don’t wear pants because the mills making the fabrics will not be able to get the cotton because the environmentalists have demanded the cotton plantations stop planting and harvesting cotton in order to protect a certain species of suspected wildlife almost on the verge of being wiped out because of global warming that is about to bake those suspected species, but not yet, but we have to be ready, just in case, because it might, and these species are not as resilient as others. 

Then the wildlife using the corridors will have competition.  Humans without clothes, toothpaste, soap, hair spray and shoes going from one apple tree to an orange tree scowling at each other over who owns the tree, reminiscing about the days of Wal-Mart, McDonalds, four wheelers, and houses with doors and windows.  The teenagers sitting bare butt in front of the fire laughing at how backwards it was in 2007.

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